Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County [Tennessee] Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
... [B]oth posted bond of $2,500.
Monday, July 13, 2009
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Drew, if you're suggesting that we need stricter Cheetos control on the legislative books, I will remind you that if we outlaw Cheetos, only outlaws will have Cheetos.
You can have mine when you pry them from my cold, dead, fluorescent-orange-powdered hands.
Also, to quote Voltaire:
I may not enjoy the snack foods that you enjoy, but I will defend to the death your right to gorge yourself on them.
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