Well, our earth has completed another successful circuit around the sun, and tomorrow starts a new orbit cycle. Come, let us celebrate this orbit-beginning - and the derivative and symbolic sense of newness - with profound, alcohol-induced meditation. Come, let us celebrate with attempts at altering our behavior, by shedding our flaws through rarely-kept self-promises.
Okay, sorry. So what are you doing tonight? And, if you have one, what are your New Year's resolutions?