Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

This reminds me of Goldilocks, a thief straight chillin' in their victim's house:

A told police he came home to find someone had broken into his house and taken $500 from a bedroom dresser. But that wasn't all. The man's razor had been used and whiskers were left all over the sink. Some Life Savers were also missing.

The man told police the burglar had left behind black socks on the floor next to his bed.

There has been no arrest.