Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

An 'A' for originality, a 'C' for taste in beer:
Police in Nebraska are looking a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head. Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto said the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head as a mask.

Kawamoto said the man also had wrapped something around one of his hands, suggesting he was armed. But the man never showed a weapon.

1 comment:

Katie said...

I am genuinely shocked that this didn't happen somewhere in rural Wisconsin.

I am also a little shocked that a theft of $50 worth of cigarettes warrants a story in the Associated Press. Talk about a slow news day in Nebraska... :-P