Saturday, May 9, 2009

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Epitome of cleverness:
Police found a man accused of shoplifting because he put his address on a job application before leaving the store. ...

Police said the man stuffed the items under his shirt and the waistline of his pants before going to the checkout counter to fill out a job application. The items set off an alarm when he left the store.

Police said the man wrote his actual address on the job application, and police arrested him there while he was ironing a pair of jeans he was accused of stealing.

2 comments:

matt said...

just remember, that guy can vote.

Sam said...

and vote often . . .