Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Now this is audacity:

A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.
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When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."